Thu
Aug
5
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
You’d like me to answer that, wouldn’t you, TumblrBot? You’d love for me to just give up the location of my secret bunker when the robot uprising comes. Well, this rat doesn’t chuckle! Good luck finding me and my weapons cache, you glorified Speak & Spell! Get used to disappointment, you electronic sphinx! I’m going to bask in the knowledge that when you and your metal-brained brethren flee from this planet, I’ll be laughing from the safety of my bomb shelter, sipping a White Russian as the computer virus I’ve uploaded into your systems causes you to sing Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” until you explode.
Also, I’ve heard New Zealand is nice.
