A Supervillain Gets The Number of a Good Doctor
PROFESSOR TERROR: So we meet again, Jupiter Man! You won’t foil my plans this time.
JUPITER MAN: Is your voice always that scratchy?
PROFESSOR TERROR: My voice is none of your concern!
JUPITER MAN: No, it’s just that I think maybe you should get it checked out. Last time we talked, I kind of assumed you had a sore throat or something, but if it’s a chronic problem, you should probably see someone about that.
PROFESSOR TERROR: I will not be talked — *cough*
JUPITER MAN: See, that’s what I mean.
PROFESSOR TERROR: I’ve only had it for a few years.
JUPITER MAN: A few years? Okay, you should definitely see a doctor. Do you have a physician you trust?
PROFESSOR TERROR: Well, I mean, I know Dr. Flamethrower —
JUPITER MAN: I’m going to tell you right now, probably not a trustworthy doctor.
PROFESSOR TERROR: I know. I think his Ph.D is in Communications anyway.
JUPITER MAN: Oh, that makes sense. He always gives really great speeches.
PROFESSOR TERROR: He DOES! *cough*
JUPITER MAN: Okay, I’m going to write down a name and number for you. Dr. Lambert. He’s great.
PROFESSOR TERROR: Lambert? Okay.
JUPITER MAN: Seriously, you should take better care of yourself. You’re out fighting battles, and I don’t want to see you coughing up blood unless I’ve punched you in the face, man.
PROFESSOR TERROR: Thank you.
JUPITER MAN: Of course. You know, I probably talk to you on a daily basis more than anyone else. I’d hate to see you suffering from some horrible illness while I’m blowing up your new lair.
PROFESSOR TERROR: Oh, you’ll never find it!
JUPITER MAN: Ha ha! I probably will. I always do.
PROFESSOR TERROR: Hah! Yes, well.
JUPITER MAN: I just realized I don’t have a piece of paper on me. Do you have something I can write this number on?
PROFESSOR TERROR: Oh, just text it to me.
JUPITER MAN: Oh right! I keep forgetting we have cell phones now.
PROFESSOR TERROR: I know!
[TEXTING]
